She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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