K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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