So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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