Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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