i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Your penis caused this!
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