I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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I just gargled with NyQuil
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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