Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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