you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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