thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I love you.
Bad choice
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