Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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