Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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