I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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