He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over