guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.