Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.