I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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