Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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