It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Help. Why am I so naked?
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