accomplished twins. life is a go
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Drake has all the answers
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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