You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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