Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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