Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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