Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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