How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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