Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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