i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We don't watch enough power rangers
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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