was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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