69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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