You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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