In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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