I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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