i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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