So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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