I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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