In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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