She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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