There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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