Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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