i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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