so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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