Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
he puts the penis in happiness.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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