It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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