Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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