I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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