Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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