where does the pee come out of this thing
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Everyone says I win the strip club
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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