I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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