thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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