if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How does one acquire holy water?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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