just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
