In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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