she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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