what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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